The East Village Explosion

I’ve never walked down the middle of my street before. But today cars are haphazardly parked on the closed off road, while police officers and Con Ed workers pace around restricted areas.

An explosion at the western corner of my block, near 7th Street and 2nd Ave, rocked the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan on March 26. One building collapsed that afternoon, while another two fell before dawn the next day. Pockets of fire smoldered until morning, and most of the surrounding streets are open only to residents.

On the afternoon of the blast, I was working at my office several avenues away. Even there, we could smell the smoke-tinged air. “Where do you think that’s coming from?” a co-worker asked. We walked to the window and were greeted with ominous black clouds coming from the direction of my home. I Googled “East Village fire,” but nothing relevant popped up—then I quickly checked Twitter, only to see my apartment’s cross streets trending.  

But of course, as with all news stories that break on the internet, the facts were garbled. So I turned on my heel, told the boss I’d be back, and ran toward my (suddenly worrisome) address.

Two things very quickly happened: First, as I rounded the corner of 9th Street and 2nd Ave, I realized that my apartment was in the clear. But at that moment, I also began to understand the severity of the fire, and the effect it would have on the whole neighborhood. Within hours, dozens of small business and homes would be inaccessible for days—or weeks. 

I watched the fire consume my favorite fry place, and then make its way to an old bodega. The sad and confused faces of the crowd stubbornly looked on as the flames burned brick after brick, while cops yelled “move back!” and fireman sprinted.  

“Hi, I live here,” I said much later that night. I was standing on 1st Ave, exhausted and concerned. Yellow tape blocked the entrance to my street.
“Can I see some ID?” The cop looked at me incredulously. “Only residents can access 7th Street.”
“Uh… My ID is from Virginia.”
 “You don’t have a New York ID?”

I looked at him, confirming the previously stated. Then I rummaged around my purse, slightly panicked, and found a letter from my grandmother, addressed to yours truly.
“That works,” he said apologetically.

When I got home, I shut the bathroom window, plugged in a fan, and let ashy air circulate out of the tiny room. As I got ready for bed, helicopters began to hover with a constant whir-whir-whiring that would last the whole night. I wasn’t going to sleep a wink—but then again, at least I had my bed. 

***

New York is a resilient city; you have to be prepared for both the expected and unforeseen highs and lows of life if you’re living on an island with 8 million other eclectic human beings, all of whom are fighting for jobs, for lovers, or even for space.

But occasionally, you get to witness New Yorkers fighting for other New Yorkers. Free coffees were passed out, hotel rooms were set up for the homeless, and clothing drives began the next day. If this city knows how to do anything, it’s how to make something happen overnight.

So as I walk down the middle of my street, and thank God my little corner of this world is still intact, I am grateful to see some small bit of beauty amidst the chaos of this cold spring. 

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Here's what one (admittedly kooky) plumber had to say about the East Village explosion. For privacy purposes we shall call him "Alfonso" from XYZ Plumbing Company. 

"Alfonso" the Plumber on Gas Leaks in New York City

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The First Interview

“So you’re from Virginia and you’re moving to New York for grad school.”

The blonde HR representative smiled across the desk at me. He was thin, and wore a well-tailored black suit with no tie. His office smelled a bit like mold, but it was kept cool despite the suffocating heat that had enveloped New York City in the summer of 2010. 

“Yes, I’m headed to Pace University to get my Masters in publishing,” I said with my best interview smile. I looked him directly in the eye, like he was the only person in the universe I had any interest in.

Which, at the time, wasn’t far from the truth. I needed to scoop up a job (any job) as quickly as possible. School was starting in a month, and I’d yet to secure a place to live or any form of income. This is why I sat in the basement of Bloomingdale's, applying for a part-time sales position at $12 an hour—after graduating with honors from college.

The past two months had been a humbling experience, to say the least. I’d quickly learned that if you hoped to work in the editorial field, you needed connections. While this realization reaffirmed my decision to dish out thousands for grad school, it also crushed my idealistic hopes of immediately beginning my career as the ever-coveted “writer type.”

Basically, I was no special snowflake.

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“So tell me about your work experience,” Ned smiled.

“Well…” I told him I was a leader, but a team player. I wasn’t afraid of hard work. I respected my managers, and did he need a reference? I could communicate, I loved people, and I understood the customer was always right even when they were oh-so wrong. Couldn’t he see? I was MEANT to work at Bloomingdales!

Apparently I’d passed the first test. Two more executives wanted to “chat,” if I still had time. “Absolutely,” I smiled, silently praying that no one would ask me in-depth questions about fashion.

“Huh. So you live in Newark, New Jersey?” the last (and most intimidating) of my interviewers asked.

“Live” is a word that depends on how you define it.
“Yes,” I smiled. If you count “living” as crashing in a friend’s closet near a church in the projects—then yes. I lived in Newark.

“How is it…?” she asked with some hesitance.
“Great!” I replied enthusiastically.  

If you count “great” as sleeping on the roof of an apartment when the AC blows out, or needing to be home before dark because it’s moderately dangerous for a girl to walk around past 9PM—then yes. It was great.

“They have excellent Brazilian barbecue,” I added for legitimacy.

The truth was, I had no intention of staying in New Jersey for long, but I didn’t want to appear unsettled. Salesgirls in New York City are a dime a dozen, so why give HR a chance to worry? 

(They also didn’t need to know that, just to get to this interview, I’d taken the midnight Chinatown bus by way of Virginia, and walked from Canal Street to 34th Street with my luggage at 6:45AM. Because I couldn’t find the right subway. Or a map.) 

The other truth: I had no intention of working at Bloomingdale's for long. This was a pit stop; a job I would probably grow to hate, and eventually run from the second I had the opportunity to do so.

But every New Yorker needs a job they take, only to make rent. And every college graduate needs to discover life is hard, and getting what you want is even more difficult. I was in the midst of this realization so I unabashedly continued to fake an optimistic smile.

“Can you start Monday?” she asked. 
“Of course,” I replied with practiced nonchalance.  

I had three days. Three days to go back to Virginia, pack my things, find an apartment, and move to New York. Many people had made this same jump before, so I took confidence in the city's collective story.  

Walking out of Bloomingdale's into the afternoon sun, I felt genuine thrill.
What a frantic adventure this life would be. 

The above picture was snapped at The Raccoon Lodge the day I'd gotten  a job offer. (My feet are, to this day, terrified of wearing heels in the city, thanks to this rookie "night on the town."


Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.
— Soren Kierkegaard

Doing the Polite Thing

I am not a “gym rat.”

In fact, I might be the opposite—a “foot cat,” perhaps? I’ve never enjoyed being indoors, wearing cute yoga clothes, or showering and redoing my hair everyday. That all sounds tremendously repetitive, which I don’t endure well.

Alas, it’s winter and this insomniac can’t sleep unless exhausted. So I did something I haven’t done in 4.5 years: You guessed it… I joined a gym.

Now, as a novice to this whole healthy living thing, I was a wee bit nervous on my first visit. There are rules to every social sphere in life—and I knew the gym world of New York City would be no different. Should I pack a workout bag, or could I stuff the necessities in my trusty purse? Did I need to buy a lock, or would they sell them there?

“It’s polite to use a towel,” my boyfriend had gently reminded me the day before.
I scrunched up my nose. “Why do I need a towel?”
“Because, you know… if you sweat, you’re supposed to clean off the machines. And it says online that this gym doesn’t have a towel service.”

(I wanted to ask him, “How hard do you think I’ll be working out?” But I refrained, knowing that he too was only trying to be, well, polite.)

Bring a towel, bring a towel… His words echoed in my mind as I haphazardly packed my first-ever exercise duffle. I didn’t have a proper “gym towel,” so I ran with the second best option and grabbed a rainbow plaid dishtowel instead.

That’ll do, I thought as I locked up and headed forth on my grand adventure to the land of ellipticals and protein shakes!

The sign-in process and locker room hustle went off without a hitch. My gym wasn’t too crowded so I quickly jumped onto a machine, and did that thing gym rats do, dishtowel in hand.

Call it paranoia but I began to notice a few people looking in my direction. Was I doing something wrong? Was my dishtowel offensive? Mildly embarrassed, I shoved the plaid cloth into the cup holder of my machine and finished up a decent work out.

As I repined my hair in the locker room post-run, a woman about my age approached me. “Sorry, but there’s no toilet paper in this stall,” she said, looking at me expectantly.

I don’t mind passing toilet paper between stalls, or even walking some over to a helpless person who’s mid-squat and sh*t out of luck (pun, intended). But I couldn’t fathom why this chick would specifically ask me for toilet paper when she had two perfectly good legs.

“Uh… Well I see some in that stall,” I said, pointing.
“Oh! You don’t work here?” she asked.
“Ha, nope. Sorry.”  

After she apologized, I continued looking in the mirror for a second, wondering what she saw in me that screamed “gym employee.” I by no means look like a trainer (and I was still holding that blasted dishtowel).

But as I turned to go, I saw the reason.
I knew why she thought I worked at Blink Fitness.

Across my back read the words “STAFF” in big, white letters. The t-shirt was a relic from my camp counselor days—and the exact same color as the employees’ shirts. This locker room revelation also explained why people were starring at me on the elliptical...

Life suddenly seemed a little less confusing.
I should have thanked TP girl.

So here’s what I learned on my first visit to the gym:
1) Don’t wear a shirt that says “STAFF” on it.
2) Dishtowels are only moderately acceptable.
3) If you DO bring a dishtowel, you need to own it. Be proud!
4) On second thought, maybe just buy a gym towel.
5) Or, ask your friends to steal you a gym towel from a fancier gym... #BOOM

Yes, it actually says, "Flex that smile."